So Who Is This Guy? ...

I guess this is the page where I'm supposed to write a fancy third-person spiel about my backstory, how awesome my naming skills are and how you'd be a fool not to engage the services of THE naming extraordinaire (yours truly).  Well ... I haven't actually gotten around to it yet, but I do have the skills to pay the bills ... and then some!

Check back later to read about my humble beginnings. Well ... I guess I can just give you a little preview right now ... The year was 19XX and I was born in a log cabin, in the mountains of brandingville ...

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